My dad says, "But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

(Usually said jocularly when everyone is at their most upset, e.g. a vacation ruined)

A friend said at one of those moments, "And other than that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?" And the 3rd person replied, "I don't know, I've never seen the play 'Mrs Lincoln'"

“The strait of Hormuz is open so long as Iran does not fire missiles at ships.”

"The numbers will go down as soon as you quit testing"

The actual quote was "if you don't test, you won't have cases"